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Straight Couple Already Planning Life of Dreary Servitude for Baby Girl

Continued from here It’s finally happened! Caitlynn and Bradley have delivered a new life into the world, and her name is MacKenzie! Little MacKenzie was delivered just one week ago at a “hefty” 8 pounds, 3 ounces! Swaddled in a… Continue Reading →

Straight Couple Overshares about their Baby-Making Process, and There’s Nothing You Can Do to Stop Them.

Local heterosexuals Caitlynn and Bradley are excited to announce that they are trying for a baby! Sources report that the happy couple have been seen galavanting around town and going on about their newfound sense of sexual freedom and evolutionary… Continue Reading →

“Lesbian Processing Day” Officially Recognized as a National Holiday

Three months ago, two lesbians from Lansing, Michigan started a petition to recognize “Lesbian Processing Day” as a national holiday. After receiving over 500,000 signatures on Whitehouse.gov, the petition was granted, and today marks the first official “Lesbian Processing Day”… Continue Reading →

Woman Makes Up Stories and Successfully Passes them Off as parts of LGBT History

A woman from Hackensack, New Jersey has come forward as the creative mind behind what used to be an anonymously-run “LGBT History” account on Twitter. Caroline Anderson created @LGBTHIS2RY as a joke in March of 2017. Her first tweet simply… Continue Reading →

Emo Lesbian Can’t Stop Writing Songs About Women She Barely Knows

Zoe Wells was sixteen the first time she wrote a song about a woman she liked. Said song was for her gym teacher, Miss Burns. Although Zoe doesn’t remember all the words, she distinctly remembers writing the following lines: “I’d… Continue Reading →

Local Woman is left Devastated after being Mistaken for a Lesbian

Last week, 25 year old, Jessica Mowers got a $78 haircut at a “gluten-free, soul-affirming, gender-neutral” salon in Echo Park. Since then, she has been mistaken for a lesbian on two separate occasions, and these incidents have left her feeling… Continue Reading →

Lesbian Removed from Her Own Party for Being “Too Mean”

Chaos erupted at a house party in Silver Lake last Friday when Sophia Wilkinson, the owner of the house and host of the party, straight up refused to reassure her coworker’s new boyfriend that he was welcome in her home. James had… Continue Reading →

Lesbian Who Hates Cats, Unsurprisingly still Single

After being single for three consecutive years, 28 year old, Mara Green decided to put herself back out there. She sought out single women at all the lesbian hotspots– cafes, museums, women’s music festivals, and the lumber department at Home Depot. She… Continue Reading →

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