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Man Lauded as LGBT Ally after Yelling “That’s So Hot” at Lesbian Wedding

PORTLAND, OREGON Last week, a video of a man yelling “that’s so hot” at a lesbian wedding as the brides kissed went viral. It was shared widely on social media and received mostly positive comments. One Facebook user wrote “aww,… Continue Reading →

Couple No Longer Straight After Trying Weird New Sex Thing

Congratulations to Landon and Felicity for no longer being a straight couple after trying a weird new sex thing last Sunday!  Tantric Yoga Reiki Energy Doinking, or TYRED, is the newest of new age alternative sex acts. “It involves no… Continue Reading →

“Lesbian Processing Day” Officially Recognized as a National Holiday

Three months ago, two lesbians from Lansing, Michigan started a petition to recognize “Lesbian Processing Day” as a national holiday. After receiving over 500,000 signatures on Whitehouse.gov, the petition was granted, and today marks the first official “Lesbian Processing Day”… Continue Reading →

Which Predatory Het Couple on a Dating Site Are You?

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Lesbian Friend Group Runs out of New Members to Hook Up With

It happened late last night, in the corner of a crowded bar. Kelsie and Amanda inched closer and closer together until their lips met– a seemingly harmless interaction. What you don’t know is that up until that point, they were… Continue Reading →

Lesbian Who Hates Cats, Unsurprisingly still Single

After being single for three consecutive years, 28 year old, Mara Green decided to put herself back out there. She sought out single women at all the lesbian hotspots– cafes, museums, women’s music festivals, and the lumber department at Home Depot. She… Continue Reading →

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