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Alleged Ghost Haunting Woman’s Apartment, Actually Just Ex-Girlfriend
Bottoms Drafted as Top Shortage Rages On
Couple No Longer Straight After Trying Weird New Sex Thing
Emo Lesbian Can’t Stop Writing Songs About Women She Barely Knows
Lesbian Couple Leave House for the First Time in Years
Lesbian Friend Group Runs out of New Members to Hook Up With
“Lesbian Processing Day” Officially Recognized as a National Holiday
Lesbian Removed from Her Own Party for Being “Too Mean”
Lesbian Who Hates Cats, Unsurprisingly Still Single
Lesbians Plan to Sue “Love Is Blind” For Stealing Our Format
Local Woman Left Devastated after being Mistaken for a Lesbian
Man Lauded as LGBT Ally after Yelling “That’s So Hot” at Lesbian Wedding
Multimillion Dollar Company Seeks Cheap Ways to Show Support for Black Community
‘Organic Strap-On’, Really Just Cucumber and Twine
Polyamory Officially Ruled as “The Only Thing Lesbians Can’t Do”
Quarantine Mullets Gain Sentience, Demand Rights
Straight Couple Already Planning Life of Dreary Servitude for Baby Girl
Robbery Victims Still Expecting Threesome
Woman Makes Up Stories and Successfully Passes them Off as parts of LGBT History
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