Alleged Ghost Haunting Woman’s Apartment, Actually Just Ex-Girlfriend

Bottoms Drafted as Top Shortage Rages On

Couple No Longer Straight After Trying Weird New Sex Thing

Emo Lesbian Can’t Stop Writing Songs About Women She Barely Knows

Lesbian Couple Leave House for the First Time in Years

Lesbian Friend Group Runs out of New Members to Hook Up With

“Lesbian Processing Day” Officially Recognized as a National Holiday

Lesbian Removed from Her Own Party for Being “Too Mean”

Lesbian Who Hates Cats, Unsurprisingly Still Single

Lesbians Plan to Sue “Love Is Blind” For Stealing Our Format

Local Woman Left Devastated after being Mistaken for a Lesbian

Man Lauded as LGBT Ally after Yelling “That’s So Hot” at Lesbian Wedding

Multimillion Dollar Company Seeks Cheap Ways to Show Support for Black Community

‘Organic Strap-On’, Really Just Cucumber and Twine

Polyamory Officially Ruled as “The Only Thing Lesbians Can’t Do”

Quarantine Mullets Gain Sentience, Demand Rights

Straight Couple Already Planning Life of Dreary Servitude for Baby Girl

Straight Couple Overshares about their Baby-Making Process, and There’s Nothing You Can Do to Stop Them

Robbery Victims Still Expecting Threesome

Woman Makes Up Stories and Successfully Passes them Off as parts of LGBT History