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An older lesbian I used to look up to once told me the story of her first experiences with dating after coming out. She said “I was a pretty girl, but I kept attracting ugly girls. So I had to… Continue Reading →

Robbery Victims Still Expecting Threesome

From their positions tied back-to-back on dining room chairs (the only furniture left in the house), Chase and Jessica Mansfield express excitement for their upcoming threesome. “God, this is so kinky. Isn’t this kinky, babe?”  Chase wiggles in anticipation against… Continue Reading →

Quarantine Mullets Gain Sentience, Demand Rights

CHICAGO, IL — It has been almost a year since Marcie Monroe, 23, has gotten a haircut. Due to the COVID-related quarantine, her long hair tickles her shoulders, and stretches further downward every week. Concerned that her mullet might have… Continue Reading →

At the Corner of Autism and Lesbianism

Last year I took myself down to my psychiatrist and got diagnosed with ‘high functioning’ autism. It certainly made sense, at least to me. My awkward mannerisms, the way I dress, the way I absolutely loathe making eye contact…plus, two… Continue Reading →

A Comprehensive Lesbian Gift Guide

It’s that time of year again! The holigays are here and there’s one person left on your list… the very special lesbian in your life. Unsure of what to get her? Have no fear! Lesbians Over Everything is here to… Continue Reading →

Lez Review: Alethia

Alethia is a web comic by Kristina Stipetic, that follows the story of a robot named Jun, who fell from space. We discover the world of Alethia with Jun, who lost her memories from the fall. She explores the many… Continue Reading →

‘Organic Strap-On’, Really Just Cucumber and Twine

In a quiet suburb of Portland, OR, McKenzie Morris works with deft fingers, wrangling a cucumber into a twine slip knot. “My Etsy sales were faltering–nobody wants crop tops when it’s this cold out. Especially not my patented Underboob Crops…. Continue Reading →

Go Army Finally Made a Lesbian Commercial and it’s a Freeform Show

All right, I’ve finally gotten around to watching and reviewing Motherland, after accidentally watching and reviewing Homeland from the perspective of someone watching Motherland.  The establishing shot confirms that we are indeed in the US of A, on account of… Continue Reading →

Couple No Longer Straight After Trying Weird New Sex Thing

Congratulations to Landon and Felicity for no longer being a straight couple after trying a weird new sex thing last Sunday!  Tantric Yoga Reiki Energy Doinking, or TYRED, is the newest of new age alternative sex acts. “It involves no… Continue Reading →

“I Love You No Matter What”: Recognizing Abuse in Same-Sex Relationships

In a normal relationship, “I love you no matter what” might come up every once in a while–maybe after resolving a petty argument, making a big life decision, or even as a vow at the altar. It means that your… Continue Reading →

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