Author Abbey

I am a simple desert dwelling lesbian with a penchant for complaining on the internet. My special skill is falling asleep anywhere, at any time. My favorite fruit is persimmons but I'm too impatient to keep them in my house. My gayest secret is: I spent $80 plus tax and interest on a Tegan and Sara hoodie once.

Lez Review: Alethia

Alethia is a web comic by Kristina Stipetic, that follows the story of a robot named Jun, who fell from space. We discover the world of Alethia with Jun, who lost her memories from the fall. She explores the many… Continue Reading →

‘Organic Strap-On’, Really Just Cucumber and Twine

In a quiet suburb of Portland, OR, McKenzie Morris works with deft fingers, wrangling a cucumber into a twine slip knot. “My Etsy sales were faltering–nobody wants crop tops when it’s this cold out. Especially not my patented Underboob Crops…. Continue Reading →

Go Army Finally Made a Lesbian Commercial and it’s a Freeform Show

All right, I’ve finally gotten around to watching and reviewing Motherland, after accidentally watching and reviewing Homeland from the perspective of someone watching Motherland.  The establishing shot confirms that we are indeed in the US of A, on account of… Continue Reading →

Couple No Longer Straight After Trying Weird New Sex Thing

Congratulations to Landon and Felicity for no longer being a straight couple after trying a weird new sex thing last Sunday!  Tantric Yoga Reiki Energy Doinking, or TYRED, is the newest of new age alternative sex acts. “It involves no… Continue Reading →

“I Love You No Matter What”: Recognizing Abuse in Same-Sex Relationships

In a normal relationship, “I love you no matter what” might come up every once in a while–maybe after resolving a petty argument, making a big life decision, or even as a vow at the altar. It means that your… Continue Reading →

Alleged Ghost Haunting Woman’s Apartment, Actually Just Ex-Girlfriend

22 year old Destinee of Portland, Maine reached out to us recently regarding a presence in her apartment. Her story promised to be one of intrigue and romance, with a touch of the otherworldly. Could this be the beginning of… Continue Reading →

The Introvert’s Guide to Dinah Shore

I was lucky enough to go on my very first lesbian pilgrimage to Dinah Shore this year thanks to LOE. I’d been excited and nervous since I got the news–little old me, at the world’s biggest girl party? Surrounded by… Continue Reading →

Honor Thy Elders

Every week, I volunteer at a social group for lesbian seniors aged 55+. For me, it’s something of a sanctuary. A place of learning and laughter. A place to connect with a community I thought was lost to time. For… Continue Reading →

A Case for Staying Friends with Your Ex.

A few months ago, my girlfriend of 2 years and I broke up. It felt like a long time coming, to be honest. I was unhappy that I had been lied to and manipulated for so long. She was unhappy… Continue Reading →

Straight Couple Already Planning Life of Dreary Servitude for Baby Girl

Continued from here It’s finally happened! Caitlynn and Bradley have delivered a new life into the world, and her name is MacKenzie! Little MacKenzie was delivered just one week ago at a “hefty” 8 pounds, 3 ounces! Swaddled in a… Continue Reading →

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