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Emo Lesbian Can’t Stop Writing Songs About Women She Barely Knows

Zoe Wells was sixteen the first time she wrote a song about a woman she liked. Said song was for her gym teacher, Miss Burns. Although Zoe doesn’t remember all the words, she distinctly remembers writing the following lines: “I’d… Continue Reading →

Local Woman Left Devastated after being Mistaken for a Lesbian

Last week, 25 year old, Jessica Mowers got a $78 haircut at a “gluten-free, soul-affirming, gender-neutral” salon in Echo Park. Since then, she has been mistaken for a lesbian on two separate occasions, and these incidents have left her feeling… Continue Reading →

Lesbian Removed from Her Own Party for Being “Too Mean”

Chaos erupted at a house party in Silver Lake last Friday when Sophia Wilkinson, the owner of the house and host of the party, straight up refused to reassure her coworker’s new boyfriend that he was welcome in her home. James had… Continue Reading →

Lesbian Who Hates Cats, Unsurprisingly still Single

After being single for three consecutive years, 28 year old, Mara Green decided to put herself back out there. She sought out single women at all the lesbian hotspots– cafes, museums, women’s music festivals, and the lumber department at Home Depot. She… Continue Reading →

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